23 June, 2005

Job Update

Well its not as if I have not been hunting for work in this town. According to all the employers here there is "Not enough staff for the jobs available" ... bullshit! I have been around a lot of places these last four weeks looking for work, and most said come back nearer the start of the season.. did that and still nothing!! I have applied to be a bouncer (The man didn't even call me back, and then i broke my arm!!), a Bartender (there was 50 applicants at the open interview), a carwasher (didn't bother calling me back, I put down on the App form that I didn't want to work days!!oops), a garage customer assistant for two different multi-nationals (no response as of yet from them), an Assistant Housekeeper (second in charge of 15 cleaners!! good interview, but I wasn't in NZ long enough for the job!), a Computer Technician (had a very positive interview and awaiting a response) but the best thing so far is a Waiter / Barman. I have heard back from the Manager and he is just needing to speak to the Restaurant Manager before he will offer me the job... fingers crossed... heres the lowdown on the Hotel >>>

Situated only 4 kilometres from the town centre, XXXX XXXX Hotel Queenstown is just 3 kilometres away from the airport (and 250m away from where I live!!). XXXX XXXX has 78 units set in a colonial gold-mining village atmosphere, overlooking Lake Wakatipu and the Remarkables Mountain Range. All rooms feature a television, heater, tea and coffee maker and many more. Guests can dine in the restaurant that is open for breakfast and evening dining, or enjoy a quiet drink by a roaring fire in the bar. You can also unwind by the outdoor swimming pool in summer or relax in the spa and sauna. Conference facilities for up to 50 persons are also available on site.

Well I will let everyone know how my Waiter / Barman and Computer Tech positions go soon... speak soon!

1 comment:

  1. Poor little Jesmond.......

    I am sure you will think of something to do with your right hand.

    Here are a couple of chav jokes to cheer you up as I know how much of a chav you are at heart!

    1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
    2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
    3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
    4. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
    They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
    5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
    The bride.
    6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
    It might be your bike.
    7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
    One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
    8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
    What you lookin' at?"
    9. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
    Paint three stripes on it.
    10. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
    The police
    11. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
    A liar.
    12. What do you say to a chav with a job?
    Can I have a big mac please.
    13. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
    14. Why did the Chav cross the road?
    To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
    15. What do you call a Chav at college?
    The cleaner.

    Hope you are riding again soon mate.....